This is one of the most absurd, yet funny, things that I’ve ever read in a newspaper. That freak, Doug Peake (a teacher at Paloma Valley High School, the school I went to), somehow plays off his inability to teach by goofing off all the time and calling it learning. I mean, learning should be fun yes, but this freak is a screw off, and gets away with it! I was in his Spanish III class and it was a freakin’ joke; I learned NOTHING! Just look at his picture, this guy is weird! His main focus the year that I was in his class was to get the inside of his room painted with clouds on the ceilings and a picture of his motorcycle on the wall. He was always too busy buying and selling stuff on eBay to even do anything for us in class. What a load of crap. Ha, and John Gray having a quote in his support is not saying much, that guy is a goof off too. I mean, who would trust a male flute player anyway?
Good Stuff
Overweight Man Receives ‘Lose Weight Fast’ Spam E-Mail Featuring His Picture
HOUSTON – Jim Funderburke, a 240-pound accountant, was surprised to find a photo of himself in a spam e-mail for a weight-loss product Monday. “That’s the last time I post vacation pictures on my web site,” said Funderburke, 38, gazing at an unflattering image of himself in a bathing suit. “I’d like to be able to check my messages without seeing myself used as the online embodiment of obesity and overindulgence.” Funderburke also expressed a wish to water his lawn without neighborhood teenagers calling him “Before Dude.” -The Onion

LEGACY POST: Scott’s Take
Okay, MIT guys are freakin’ awesome. If you are a software or hardware manufacturer you have to understand, no matter how smart your programmers or engineers are, there are guys (most likely at MIT) that are smarter. This applies to everyone. A prime example: Sony’s cool new unbeatable CD copyright protection, beat it with a marker. Another example: the proprietary Xbox, hacked by a guy at MIT, it can now be used with third party software; total cost $50. Soon to be one of those guys that hacks into all your unbeatable hardware and software: the “cool guy” and his crew!
You can buy anything, ANYTHING, on eBay (Mr. Peake knows this well). You can even buy classified airplane parts! This is so funny, how can some airplane parts that are coded “D,” meaning they must be totally destroyed and cannot be owned by the public under any condition, end up being sold on eBay? It never ceases to amaze.
Just a note to Mr. Peake: If you read this you have to understand that it’s all in good fun. I just like making fun of you because you dress so weird and are so funny all the time. Its just fun to laugh at a guy who contributes so much to the education of the youth of our nation. No, seriously though… you taught me nothing.