This is one of the most absurd, yet funny, things that I’ve ever read in a newspaper. That freak, Doug Peake (a teacher at Paloma Valley High School, the school I went to), somehow plays off his inability to teach by goofing off all the time and calling it learning. I mean, learning should be fun yes, but this freak is a screw off, and gets away with it! I was in his Spanish III class and it was a freakin’ joke; I learned NOTHING! Just look at his picture, this guy is weird! His main focus the year that I was in his class was to get the inside of his room painted with clouds on the ceilings and a picture of his motorcycle on the wall. He was always too busy buying and selling stuff on eBay to even do anything for us in class. What a load of crap. Ha, and John Gray having a quote in his support is not saying much, that guy is a goof off too. I mean, who would trust a male flute player anyway?
Good Stuff
Overweight Man Receives ‘Lose Weight Fast’ Spam E-Mail Featuring His Picture
HOUSTON – Jim Funderburke, a 240-pound accountant, was surprised to find a photo of himself in a spam e-mail for a weight-loss product Monday. “That’s the last time I post vacation pictures on my web site,” said Funderburke, 38, gazing at an unflattering image of himself in a bathing suit. “I’d like to be able to check my messages without seeing myself used as the online embodiment of obesity and overindulgence.” Funderburke also expressed a wish to water his lawn without neighborhood teenagers calling him “Before Dude.” -The Onion
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This is one of the most absurd, yet funny, things that I’ve ever read in a newspaper. That freak, Doug Peake (a teacher at Paloma Valley High School, the school I went to), somehow plays off his inability to teach by goofing off all the time and calling it learning. I mean, learning should be fun yes, but this freak is a screw off, and gets away with it! I was in his Spanish III class and it was a freakin’ joke; I learned NOTHING! Just look at his picture, this guy is weird! His main focus the year that I was in his class was to get the inside of his room painted with clouds on the ceilings and a picture of his motorcycle on the wall. He was always too busy buying and selling stuff on eBay to even do anything for us in class. What a load of crap. Ha, and John Gray having a quote in his support is not saying much, that guy is a goof off too. I mean, who would trust a male flute player anyway?
Good Stuff
Overweight Man Receives ‘Lose Weight Fast’ Spam E-Mail Featuring His Picture
HOUSTON – Jim Funderburke, a 240-pound accountant, was surprised to find a photo of himself in a spam e-mail for a weight-loss product Monday. “That’s the last time I post vacation pictures on my web site,” said Funderburke, 38, gazing at an unflattering image of himself in a bathing suit. “I’d like to be able to check my messages without seeing myself used as the online embodiment of obesity and overindulgence.” Funderburke also expressed a wish to water his lawn without neighborhood teenagers calling him “Before Dude.” -The Onion