Monthly Archive for July, 2002

LEGACY POST: Game Review by Scott

Elasto Mania

Have you ever played a game and though, “this has got to be the crappiest game ever created,” and then continued to play it for hours on end? Well, in case you haven’t, I present to you “ELASTO MANIA.” I downloaded this game by accident and the next thing I knew I had wasted 3 hours playing it. My initial impression was that this was the stupidest thing I had ever seen, but then I started to got into it. It seems a little weird at first because the physics on the motorcycle a so strange, but it starts to grow on you.

It is a motorcycle game with a cult following: check out www.moposite.com. For some more screen shots check out this page. You must download and play this game. It is too good to miss.

You can get it from Cnet Downloads by clicking on this link.

You will, just as I have, grow to love… and hate this game more than any other.

LEGACY POST: Movie Review by Scott

Signs

Unfortunately this is not going to be one of the funny –put down the movie– reviews (dang it!). This is another movie by M. Night Shyamalan, the guy who did “The Sixth Sense” and “Unbreakable.” Those are great movies with GREAT endings that leave you nearly speechless by the end. If you haven’t seen both of those, then go and see them. This of course set the precedent very high for “Signs,” but I’m happy to report that this movie is one of the best movies that I have ever seen. The movie, starring Mel Gibson, begins with the discovery of, you guessed it, a crop circle in the middle of his corn field. The eeriness is established right off the bat and climaxes in a more shocking way than I could have imagined. Shyamalan’s method of suspense storytelling is like nothing that I have ever seen or experienced. The amazing amount of symbolism in the movie puts one in awe of this man’s talent. One of the surprising things about this film is the fact that there is a good amount of humor. You laugh at times, getting some relief from the absolutely chilling moments. You must be warned, this movie can have a strong after effect. It’s one of those movies that really effects you psychologically and will make you think for a while. This is an amazing movie, a work of art.

Grade – A

LEGACY POST: Movie Review by “The Lotfi”

Tombraider

I rewatched Tombraider a second time so as not to be biased in my appraisal of the movie and a second viewing did in fact give me something I lacked the first time – nausea. This movie was terrible. No, it was horribly terrible. At no point did the movie make sense, not one time. From the very beginning the movie was utterly ridiculous, showing Lara Croft somehow overpowering a 5 ton robot and forcing its chainsaw into the robots own legs. Furthermore, we find that her average evening is spent flying around her giant dining room on bungee cords, fighting off motorcycle-riding ninjas. Lets not forget the amazing plot, which consists of an ancient tool that can unlock the secrets of time, only if you manage to solve the inane riddles created by the Aztecs. This movie was Indiana Jones gone horribly wrong, with irrational plot and ridiculously unthoughtout action scenes.

Grade – F

LEGACY POST: Visor Edge

Check it out fools, I got myself a new palm pilot. I’ve had a Handspring Visor Deluxe for a LONG time now and I decided that I want to go with something thinner and lighter. You know… thinner and lighter. Anyway, I decided to go with a Handspring Visor Edge, mainly because I found one pretty cheap and I like Visors. And it is so sleek and fast! Pocket PCs are becoming more and more attractive, but none of them are as small as what I’m looking for. Besides, I love the simplicity of Palms for what I use it for. I considered getting a Palm Vx, but they are just too old and slow now. Plus the screens are not nearly as nice as the Edge’s. Here are some pictures for any PDA lovers to drool over:

Visor Edge 4

Visor Edge 3

Visor Edge 2

Visor Edge 1

P.S. If anyone wants to buy a Visor Deluxe then let me know.

The Worm Game
For your free-time-wasting pleasure, I present one of the most addictive games ever, The Worm Game.
Click to go up, release to go down.

LEGACY POST: I Love Bimmers

I have somewhat of an obsession with German built cars, especially those the emerge from the BMW factories. They are just so beautiful! So, since I think that this is a VERY cool car, here’s the latest info on it, and some pictures:

The all-new BMW Z4 roadster marks another highlight in BMW’s new design strategy, and sets new standards for premium roadsters. When its predecessor, the BMW Z3 roadster, was introduced in 1995 (as a ‘96 model), it captured people’s attention – in particular with its public debut as James Bond’s new company car in Goldeneye and virtually created the premium roadster segment. Its replacement is so completely revised that it will carry a new designation – BMW Z4.

The new Z4 is a modern interpretation of all the classic roadster features – a long and sweeping hood, a long wheelbase, short overhangs and a low seating position in a cockpit that is set back. The design of the car is all new and characterized by the intriguing interplay of convex and concave surfaces, hard edges and curves. This interplay of surfaces creates new transitions of light and shadow from every angle, giving the Z4 an eye-catching visual character.

The new body offers the roadster aficionado not only a spacious cockpit with a design that echoes the sophisticated nature of the exterior, it also boasts a large luggage compartment offering about nine cubic feet of space, which is large enough for two golf bags. The soft roof comes with a heated glass rear window and folds in a Z-shaped configuration. An integrated tonneau cover eliminates the need for an attachable boot. The available fully automatic top can be raised or lowered in about 10 seconds.

Available with a choice of two high-torque in-line sixes, the Z4 roadster 3.0i (225-horsepower) and the Z4 roadster 2.5i (184-horsepower) offer more than enough power to keep things interesting. The Z4 roadster 3.0i will be available with a choice of 6-speed manual or 5-speed STEPTRONIC automatic, while the Z4 roadster 2.5i offers a 5-speed manual or STEPTRONIC automatic. Next spring a Sequential Manual Gearbox (SMG) will be available in both models. The Z4’s handling will establish new benchmarks. The suspension is a modified version of the highly acclaimed suspension from the 3 Series. Dynamic Drive Control (DDC), available as an option, features a ‘Sport’ Button. It provides even more spontaneous acceleration and power at the touch of the gas pedal, quicker steering, as well as an even more aggressive shifting program for the five-speed automatic transmission.

The Z4’s wide track, extremely low center of gravity, optimum 50:50 weight distribution and very precise electric power steering help give the new Z4 its outstanding agility. Fade-free high-performance brakes, standard Run-Flat tires and Dynamic Stability Control (DSC) with an on-demand traction mode contribute to outstanding safety in all driving situations.

Standard features of the new Z4 include a leather sports steering wheel, sport seats, a rollover safety system, and remote entry system. Options available at extra cost include a DVD-based navigation system with 16:9 display which retracts into the instrument panel, a premium sound system with Carver technology for powerful bass reproduction, and an integrated hands-free phone.

The BMW Z4 roadster will be available for sale in the US market this fall, then will make its appearance in Europe in spring 2003. As before, the new roadster will be built in Spartanburg, SC.

BMW Z4

LEGACY POST: Movie Review by “The Lotfi”

Men in Black II

Men in Black II was supposed to be a comedy, right? So where was the funny? I laughed once during this film, and that was when Michael Jackson showed up. Someone might want to tell the director the difference between scifi and just plain stupid – I mean, flying a plane/car with a playstation controller? Good lord. Tommy Lee Jones has more wrinkles than the t-shirt stuffed under my dresser (stop the close ups) and Will Smith STILL hasn’t shaved that infuriating mustache – its been 20 years man!! The film was incredibly terrible, lacking both comedy and stimulating action. Boring and ridiculous, this movie was beyond a let down. And the soundtrack makes me want to rip my ears off using fishing hooks. The only redeeming quality of this film was the King of Pop, and THAT should tell you the quality of this film.

Grade – D+